Photodynamic Therapy Sunlight-Activated Laser Lotion with SPF 30

If you go to the DERMAdoctor website, it will dazzle you with all sorts of science-y reasons to try the Photodynamic Therapy Sunlight-Activated Laser Lotion with SPF 30. Or, you could just listen to me: This stuff rocks.

There. I just saved you from eyestrain. You’re welcome.

Here’s what it does:

• Utilizes UV light to revitalize the skin
• Increases skin elasticity
• Reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles
• Improves skin tone and texture, and improves the appearance of redness, dryness, roughness, age spots, skin discoloration, pore size while restoring brightness and radiance

Strap a cape on it, and it’s Superman.

Basically, this lotion has futuristic, Star Wars-technology-level ingredients that are activated by solar energy. It’s like an elementary school calculator, only it’s on your face. And, okay, it’s way fancier than that.

That’s weird science, baby. (If you are younger than thirty/don’t get this joke, click here. You probably still won’t get it, but I can’t do everything, people.)

DERMAdoctor products available at Dermadoctor.com

$85

Image courtesy of DERMAdoctor